The Trouble With..

PetroChemical and Silicone Based Tribbles....

This odd abomination was a Christmas present to The Child, from fellow Blipper, Wonderful World.

Ignorant as I am, it feels just as I imagine a fake boob might.

Im not sure, though, that a fake boob, (or its plural), would glow internally with multi-coloured lights when shaken violently.

Again, I plead ignorance.

The hairy plastic bits also remain beyond my ken.

I invite opinions and wisdom from more experienced Blippers, eg DaveH, MrSmith, and that consummate pervert, Raheny Eye.

What My Child did do, however, was to treat it like a hairdressing model.

Twice she showed me how wonderful it looked, but, Typical Male Me, all I saw were the flashing lights.

Not the scisssors, and the rapidly receeding hairline.

There is, out of shot, a Precautionary Pot, to catch any of the noxious fluids that are bound to ooze from this poor Tribble.

(Sorry for lack of comments, but snow, it seems, affects the Paddynet.
Go figure...)