You Know I tried To Make it on my own

Today himself and I took ourselves to the cinema to watch Noah.

I'm not entirely sure what I was expecting. But it wasn't.

When it finished we turned and looked at each other.

Here's my summary. *****SPOILER ALERT******

Noah had a dream, in the dream he was underwater. Everyone was dead.
Noah told his wife they had to leave because of the dream, and visit his Grandad.

They visited his grandad and on route picked up Hermione who had been stabbed in the womb and had been rendered barren.

His grandad gave him drugs, to let him finish the dream.

The dream told him to build a boat, and his grandad gave him a magic bean to help him get started.

Angels, who had fallen out of the sky to help the humans who were going wrong, were weighted down in stone but they liked the look of Noah and agreed to help him build the boat.

Ray Winston was Noah's great-Uncle, who had killed Noah's dad.

He wanted the boat and was prepared to kill everyone to have it.

His people were trading family members for food. Grandad Met Hermione in the foods and gave her magic mushrooms, and she immediately ran off and had sex with one of Noah's sons. One of Noah's other sons wanted a wife to take with him, cause he would have no one. Noah decided the plan was to kill ALL human life.

So when Ham (for that was his name), found a nice looking bird in a mass grave (she wasn't deid) ...he headed back to the boat with her. But she fell in a trap, and Noah came and rescued Ham,but left the girl to get trodden on.

When the floods came the stone angels (Don't even blink), helped Noah, but then realised that their sacrifice in saving Noah, was freeing them from their stone and let them go back to heaven. So they fought a bit and then went zooming up to the mothership.

Then, the boat started to sail,but Ray Winston managed to get on board and sneak on and was kept alive by Ham, who really wasn't fussy about his dad any more.

Then Hermione discovered that she was "with child", and Noah, well he was beside himself with annoyance, and told her that when the child was born a girl he would kill her because she could not be allowed to breed.

Hermione and her Boyfriend weren't very happy.

Then Ray Winstone Tried to kill Noah, and Ham was getting a bit annoyed with him anyways because he was eating the animals to make himself strong.

Then Hermione had her baby... WRONG, BABIES. And her mother (for she had kind of adopted her... and let her have sex with her "Brother", was delighted because she had TWO BABIES. BOTH GIRLS. Which meant, both the other brothers would have "Partners with whom to mate" (Erm... they would be mating with their nieces)

Then the boat hit land, Ham finished of Ray Winstone

Then Noah tried to kill the babies. Hermione sung to them. Noah couldn't do it.I think Hermione's singing stopped him.

Then The dove came back. Then they went ashore, not together, not with Noah, because to be quite honest they'd had enough of him.

He took himself off to a cave and drunk himself in to a right state.

Such a state, his clothes fell off.

Ham put a towel over him and said "I've had enough... " and off he went.

Hermione was a bit upset because I think she fancied him a bit too (He was Percy Jackson).

and then it finished.

What I want to know is:

Where did Ham/Percy go?

Where did Noah get all the bloody wine from to get drunk ?

Did Hermione REALLY think it would be okay for her Children to marry their uncle?

I have been left with much trouble thoughts in my head.