Pump It Up

In the play I am doing, there is a scene where my character is mildly threatened by one of the others. Other people intervene and the situation is diffused, but I posted a variation of this picture on our WhatsApp group this morning, saying I’d had enough of being pushed around and was getting into shape so we could have a proper fight tonight!
Naturally, this gave rise to much hilarity, name calling and flights of fancy as to what else we could change!
Needless to say though, when we are on stage tonight we will be sticking rigidly to the script. No one wants to incur the directors wrath by going off piste!