Disrespectful

Chris, in his Christmas light frenzy on Sunday wrapped these red lights around my statue.

Every time they are switched on, they go to the default setting, which is a combination of blinking, flashing and glowing on and off.

The whole ensemble makes me think my statue is having a kind of Disco-Stigmata. Either that or Mary has gone to a fancy dress party dressed as a kind of Electro-St Sebastian.

I'm not sure what's weirder - the fairy lights on the statue, or what I just wrote.