Big Bird

My Dear Princess & Dear Fellows,

I am feeling SO much better today. Yesterday felt like I was moving around in slow motion, moany and groany and farty.

Oh wait. I was. 

But the worst of it has lifted overnight although to be fair, the farting never really goes away.

I am even hungry again! I am just now waiting for junk food to arrive via Uber Eats. 

Speaking of delivery food. Here is a picture of Jasper CAPTIVATED by a kaka which landed on our deck.

Oh behave yourselves. It's a type of big parrot.

There were actually two of them (see the extra, which will also allow you to see how dirty our windows are). They look sort of dull, but at one point one of them had a big scratch and it turns out they are all brightly coloured underneath, wearing pink knickers.

Anyway, Jasper was VERY EXCITED afterward and remained on high alert for all large birds thereafter.

I'll be going back to work tomorrow I reckon, but it is a bit disappointing that I might miss out on further kaka action. I'll have to issue instructions for Cazza to be on standby with her camera.

S.