Unclean

My Dear Fellows and Dear Princess,

I felt feverish and achey all day. It is total rubbish.

In today's blip you can see the innovation Cazza has adopted to ensure she does not drink from my water bottle. I feel like I should be ringing a bell and announcing "Unclean! Unclean!"*

In the evening, I was too out of it to think so instead of watching tv, I told Cazza to put on whatever she liked. The "Real Housewives of Dallas" went on.

It was fine. I wasn't really watching anyway, until someone said, "I've never liked Brandi. Not since she chased me along the beach with a chocolate dildo." Cazza just about wet herself laughing.

I wonder if I should start watching?

S.

* My favourite joke in the film, "Up The Chastity Belt" has Frankie Howerd doing just that and then turning to the camera and saying, "Well it has been so far."