Daylight Robbery

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellows,

Today's story comes from Lemon. She's a great source of material.

She gave her mum a lift home last night. Her mum got in the car where Lemon's jacket was on the seat. 

MUM: This is a nice jacket.
LEMON: That's MY jacket.
MUM: Mmmm, yes I know. It's very warm.
LEMON: You can't have it.
MUM: I need a jacket.
LEMON: You can't have that one. My husband bought it for my birthday.
MUM: Oh yes. Don't tell him.
LEMON: But now I don't have a jacket.
MUM: Mmm-hmmm. It IS a lovely jacket. 

And basically, her mum just half-inched the jacket! Just like that! Just by agreeing with everything Lemon said!

LEMON: But I like that jacket!
MUM: Oooh I know. It's very nice.

So there you go. If you ever get the chance and have the brass neck for it, who knows what you could get away with, just by being agreeable?

S.