Figs, pear, and kale make a 5 star smoothie

Had soaked some dried figs for a creative truffle making session, so I snaffled a couple for breakfast. Must do this more often, reader it was delicious.I urge you to try it, to which here is the recipe:
2 dried figs, soaked, 1 ripe pear, a banana, a big handful of kale, brazil nut milk.
Blend. Eat/drink. And then dance.