Yoghurt

One day recently I noticed that the yoghurt I bought Dr D for her breakfast discloses "milk" as one of the allergens it contains.

When I stopped screaming, I started crying. Then I philosophised. Is this the state we've reached?

I was reminded yesterday when I went to wash the shirt I wore on Wednesday. The pocket contained a piece of lead shot. It was in the game terrine I'd eaten that evening. Pigeon.

Was lead shot listed as an allergen and/or health hazard on the restaurant menu? If not, would I have a claim?

We'll never know. It's not me. I Blipped it instead.