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By q8rdave

Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, Episode 32

No More Clean Sweeper The boys act as barricats and trap the Roomba in a corner. Mirl and Sidd HATE the Roomba for many reasons. It moves food dishes - WHILE THEY ARE EATING. It removes their signature cat hair that they have worked so hard to evenly distribute throughout the house. And it won't give them rides. They have tried to copy the cat that travels around on the sweeper with an imperious attitude on YouTube. They mustered their best IA and, in turn, mounted what they wanted to be a kitty bumper car. Sadly the deus ex machina decided they were to heavy, groaned to a halt and refused to participate in the game. It said "Move Roomba to a new location and restart." Mirl and Sidd were insulted. They interpreted the simple non-threatening mechanical phrase as "Get your fat cat ass off my back!" (Actually, that IS what the Roomba was thinking.) Then Sidd glances at the sand and leaves stuck to his back and begins to reconsider the Roomba's value. Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstand.

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