Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, Episode 33

Twist and Pout Mirl demonstrates his disgust with a recent dietary change by turning haughtily away from the food dish. It seems the cat slave is going to India and has gone all vegetarian and expects Mirl and Sidd to do the same. Mirl complains in his feline whine "It seems he got the idea from a local yoga instructor who feeds her cat "Lotus" - how predictable! - nothing but broccoli bisteeya. I will tell you, just the smell of the Delhi Belly Kitty Yummies curried tofu "tuna" keeps me too far away to taste it to know how completely inedible it must be! Don't get me wrong - I am all for trying new things. Sidd and I caught a praying mantis the other day and it tasted just like communion wafers. But this is going too far. Cat slave will learn when he gets a hairball in his shoe!" Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.