Irony

There is an irony but the picture isn't it. The picture is an abandoned building at Lincoln County Hospital site. I gave it the dodgy HDR treatment which I've done all week.

You may recall that last week I didn't go out with my 18 year old cousin as my other cousins sarah and Marinao were coming up from London. Well I somehow still managed to wake up on the floor of my 18 year old cousins student accomodation.

The story goes like this: went on the Lincoln ghost walk which was ace, then ate at Browns Pie Shop which featured on the ghost walk! Anyway Mazza, Sarah, Vicki (another cousin, Sarahs sister) and me ended up down in town on the usual messy pub crawl. Some girl asked me my name, I told her and suddenly she broke out into song about a man called Gary. All her friends joined in, and then they started counting down with the aim of getting me to down my drink. I did, so you can imagine my horror when I finished and realised she looked like a welders bench.

We meandered around to Jumping Jaks (classy) and continued the carnage. Those three wanted to leave, I didn't so I text Craig (the 18 year old) and asked where he was. I went to meet him in the pouring rain to find he to was going home. He offered me a bed and we went back. I then spent an hour or so in the company of several of his fellow students (this at a Uni where women outnumbered men 4:1. Fact) discussing the inns and outs of the situation in Egypt. Ok maybe that wasn't the exact conversation, but its not like I can remember much other than the lovely young lady who took up residence on the bed I was in for half an hour. I laid there absolutely petrified given the fourteen year age gap. Eventually I managed to get rid for some shut eye. That shut eye lasted for two hours longer than I intended.

You see I was due to be at the cathedral at 10am to film some stuff for BBC Ones 'Late Kick Off' show. Sadly my alarm failed to activate and I awoke at 11.30am in what was quickly identifiable as student digs. The BBC guys weren't happy. Suffice to say viewers of The Late Kick Off (East Midlands) won't be seeing me this week.

City won 2-0 against Morecambe, the boy Grimes netting himself a tidy brace.