Have a nice cup of tea......

Grey, wet, windy, a really Naff day. Add to that we have had the Primitives around all day, Primitives? Yes they wear a funny green uniform with a pointed hat, bit like a green Garden gnomes. They surround a meadow and shoot everything that moves, rabbits, hares, crows pigeons, cats, dogs, and as they are drinking Schnaps and Rum constantly, and get progressivelly drunker, sometimes even themselves! Still a group of drunks walking around with loaded shotguns it is almost inevitable, fortunately. As they dress for Tradition their uniforms have the weather proofing of a bed sheet, so by now they are both drunk and soaking wet, With a bit of luck they will all get Pleurosy.Oh, they don't call themselves Primitives, they call themselves "Hunters"