Bad Behaviour

Bad because he is not meant to be in the livingroom
Bad because she was told to leave him alone.

As you can see he is trying to pretend he isn't their by keeping his eyes closed and ignoring her.

SWMBO has ruined his street cred now.
She has bought him flashing collars.
Her reasoning is he is black - it is dark out there now and she doesn't want to lose him.
Like he would let her got lost or upset!