Some Door Thoughts

Can a door still be a door...
if it opens no more?

If I had one door more...
could you call it a four-door?

If I took a saw to all the doors...
would I have a bunch of two-by-fours?

If I gave the door a swift kick...
could you say I have a foot in the door?

In another life...could my doors...
be another man's floors?

If I could send them off to Holland...
would you call them Dutch doors?

NO MORE WRITING ABOUT THE DOORS!!!
Now I'm off to get some snores. zzzzzzzz......

P.S. My new doors look nice, but these old ones look sad. We're off to go camping tomorrow...with Merrick along. No phone service...no internet. I'll be back on Sunday night.

No more quips about my doors...
They be o'er...unless someone yells "Encore!"

Ok...one more.

You know you're between a hard place and a rock...
when you post a picture of a lock.