Slippery when wet

I was just about to pack Little miss bossy off to school when she said:

"Guess what we got school yesterday?"

And before I could come up with a witty repost she threw billy boy onto the worktop.

Now I am quite aware that the subject matter in biology this term is sex ed. (we had to sign a letter saying we were ok with it) but I really didn't expect each child to be sent home with a condom, they're 12 & 13 for heaven's sake.

So when she came home today and asked the same question I was seriously worried, fortunately it was just her school id.

Who knows what tomorrow will bring.