Think about it seriously, you know, it makes sense

So, In addition to the cotton buds, kirbie grips and pen tops, scissors have now been removed from my reach.

I was drying my hair before heading to work this morning, spotted the scissors and figured that I could make a couple of adjustments to make it just right.

I didn't do a Britney, I was very controlled.

And might I point out, it took me to say to himself, "Do you like my hair", before he started to make the puffing noises.

"it looks like you took a pair of scissors to your fringe".

That, Sir, is exactly what I did :-)