Carol. You are working a lot of extra hours.

 Do not think I have not noticed.

 You never worked extra days on STP.

 I am taking your new-found dedication as a personal affront.

I have a new favourite TV show.

 It is called “Empire” and I am absolutely loving it.

LOVING it.

It is like a hip-hop version of Dynasty and has lines in it like this:
“I know a bou-ghetto ho’ when I see one. Where’s your office, Boo-Boo Kitty?”

I have been talking like that all weekend.