Umbrella

With today’s planned haircuts having been switched to tomorrow, we thought we would make the most of the opportunity and pop down to Lancaster.
I wanted to pick up some audition scripts from The Grand, look for a couple of CDs in HMV and see if there was owt left in the M&S sale. I failed on all accounts. The Grand was closed until Monday, I couldn’t find the CDs I wanted and the only gents clothes left in the sale were 2XL or bigger!
Mrs C had a better trip. She got something for her tea and found this umbrella in one of the shops we walked past. She was at pains to point out that this was not a brolly for protecting oneself from the rain, it was to be used purely as a photographic prop.
So, after recruiting her as a model, that’s exactly what I did…