Most glorious day

Basically, a perfect day. 
I ran away with my friend and my dog. 
We went to Shenandoah National Park. We lucked out big time. I think it had to have been peak color. 
Apparently everyone else thought so too because one zillion people were trying to get in the Front Royal entrance. 
I went another time when it was so full they closed the entrance so once I knew what was happening we went to the next entrance. 
There were so many women in the line to the bathroom, and so few men, that once all the men came out we staged a revolution and took the bathroom over. The men’s room had one urinal and one stall. I went first and I went as quickly as possible so I could at least be polite about it. One of the women in the women’s line loved that I called it a “polite revolution.” Then I blocked other men from going in while the next women were in there and they were all really good with it, recognizing that the women’s line was truly ridiculous. 

And at the end of the day I just passed out.