Atlantis

We venture to the pile of tack leisure playground of Cap d'Agde, home of the largest nudist colony in Europe. Sorry, I meant 'naturist resort'. Like many French resorts, it boasts an aquarium where you can ogle what will be staring up at you from your plate at dinner. Not that these things are edible, I don't think. Meduse, they call them: beautiful, bewitching, but rather nasty little things that I have only once had the pleasure to encounter in person - a moment swiftly followed by a topless stagger to a pharmacy for an antidote. The fishermen laughed at me, so I knew it wasn't that serious.