I'll protect you from the hooded claw

Not entirely sure why but we have security at the hotel. 

At the lane to our 'hotel', at the back into the beach.    They are there all day on shifts. I am so sorry for them.  There literally isn't anything to be secure about (that we saw) they just stand under the shade of a tree or the life guard box and swap round every so often so they get a seat.  Drinks are always available so they don't dehydrate

This is the evening shift beach side 

I particularly enjoy this shift.   

The guy on the left is regular sized. Probably 5 10.  Christ knows what Ronaldo eats for breakfast but he is HUGE  and solid. 

There is not a quiver on that body .  I did fancy taking a run at him. To test security you understand. But I was quite scared I might break something (on me) or worst still bounce off him and kill someone else 

We decided to.avoid the beach today. It  was 38 degrees and rather hot. No wind.  I was feart I might be cooking my vitals.  

We partook then in wandering from air conditioned room to air-conditioned room. We met a couple who were waiting for checkout at 930 tonight and had taken up residence in the lobby. 

Yeah. We sat and chatted til we cooled down and took off in search of the cafe in the other hotel.  

Apparently there were cakes (see extra)

Yes there were cakes. And all sorts of.coffee and all sorts of drinks.   I do love all inclusive 

Cake and juice had we bimbled into the shops .. oh dear god that was a mistake. 

Hallo lovely lady. Hallo Boss 

Cheap cheap. Best prices cheaper than Aldi (yes. That is their sales pitch)

I did want a new purse so i.succumbed. But also to a bag and a hold all. Am idiot

In touristy shop we bought Turkish delight. Not the 'shit stuff we sell to.tourists'. But the real stuff. Ha ha ha we are so gullible 

Then as I'm trying to pay he pulls.out three stools and says he is going to make us a cup of tea. FFS 

SEVEN CUPS of tea later we managed to leave with our Turkish delight,  evil eye pendants and two bags of powdered tea (all legit. They will cure of of arthritis and fat ) and some lemon salt   I have GULLIBLE all over my face.  

Anyhoos. 

Nice day. Gentle. Not much happening and am as chill as anything. 

Karaoke tonight was almost as entertaining as the Bingo.  Fivetyseven.  

The rows which were breaking out about how he said fifty were highly amusing. 

This guy was doing bingo in three languages.  I Loved the way he said everything 

I was in awe. 

One lady gave us a heart felt if not in tune rendition of I will survive ... I couldn't listen for watching the face of a little Turkish girl of four with her mum and dad.   She had absolutely no idea what she was hearing.  I could barely contain myself. Her face said it all