Pets

Weather absolute pants today, no chance to get outside so it got me thinking about pets.
We don't have pets in the normal sense of the word, but Jess kind of does.
 I find them in most rooms, behind doors, popping down the stairs perhaps off to the kitchen for a snack, watching TV , by the back door waiting to be let out, or skulking in the garage. 
They roam about like "normal" pets and are inclined to trip you up in a doorway or on the stairs if you are not careful.
Vigilance is the key with a house full of pets....