Chunter

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

Caro amused me today. She was grumpy at someone (not me) and was grumbling away about them upstairs. 

"Bloody hell like I haven't got better things to do than hang around while they fanny about not making a decision it's always bloody the same and here I am left dangling about like a fart in a trance..."

She finished pottering around upstairs and went downstairs. I could hear her complaining getting more and more distant...

"I mean eff's sake they told me a couple of days and then I don't hear anything and then they text me to say next week...."

I gathered up my stuff and followed her. I was maybe two minutes behind.

And when I got to the kitchen...

"...and honestly it's messed up my plans for the whole fricken week and I'll just sit down and start something and I bet they call when I'm in the middle of..."

SHE HADN'T EVEN STOPPED. I DON'T THINK SHE EVEN NOTICED I WASN'T THERE.

She's HILARIOUS.

S.