Rape or Seduction?

"We've come to judge your rape" Said the driver of the BMW as he pulled along side while I was walking the dog.
"What?"
"We're here to judge your rape."
"Rape? I'm not really into rape" I said. "I'm more into seduction, you know, soft lighting, mood music and a glass or two of chilled bubbles."
"What?" he said.
"Why are you here?" I asked
"Are you from the farm?" He asked
"No, I'm walking my dog!"
"Oh we're here to judge the rape, but we've seen a better field, so we'll go and look at that."
"Jolly good"

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