One step beyond

Himself is sad 

His toenails are.not as pretty as mine.

He has to rub them hard with a file every day and add some oil to them.  And still they are not pretty 

I told him about J at work.  He recently had his big toe nails removed 

Himself likes this idea a lot. And I have been asking J many questions

He came into my office today and said 'i want to show you my toes, but am worried what people will think'

I was very curious and also happy to see and show Himself so 'go ahead ' I said 

I can't show the photo. I think you may be a little ill 

J does not have pretty feet.  And a removed toe nail bed does not look like I thought it would

But wow. We howled with laughter as I got up close and personal with his toes 

There were some funny looks but not one person even dared asked what we were up to

Sometimes work is pretty funny