Tall poppies.....

Nothing has happened today. Nothing.

For various reasons, I can't tell you about the very creepy bloke who is stalking the girls in the shop next door....

For confidential reasons, I can't tell you about the bloke who is divorcing the local estate agent, and is allegedly running off with the chiropodist's husband....

For personal reasons, I can't tell you about the bloke who's been sending me flowers (but has now apparently stopped).....

And for legal reasons, I can't tell you about the very well known Edinburgh actor who.......ah, but I can't tell you that bit either......

Nothing has happened today. Nothing........



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