Tired!

Ever since we came back from Cornwall (on Monday) my human hasn’t been sleeping properly. We go to bed early, but then she wakes up at midnight thinking that it’s time to get up. Duh!!! ………And then she spends half the night catching up on her soaps.

Take today, for example, she took me to the park at 7.15am for an hour, did a 45min fit step class, came home, lay on the sofa and watched 1.5 hours of BROOKSIDE. Took me out for another 45mins. Snoozed for an hour, went to Argos to pick up a new hoover (it’s very good, if anyone is interested - it’s a Vax pet hair thing), snoozed a bit more…….

Took me up Blackford Hill, but it started to rain so the walk had to be curtailed.

…..And now she’s just cooked dinner for her friend, Susi. Actually it can hardly be described as cooking. They had the Tesco ‘dine in for 2’ deal. Two Ranch steaks (don’t actually know what Ranch steaks are, but they were very yummy), chips, 2 choc tarts (but Ann & Susi don’t actually do sweet things so they’ve not eaten the choc tarts) and a bottle of wine. All for £12. And Ann added some mushrooms and courgettes.

Susi gave me a tiny bit of steak. Yum! Ann didn’t. She fed all her steak into her tummy.

How mean was that?