Physical Wreckage

My Dear Princess and Lovely Nieces,

I am a WRECK.

I was prepared for the jet lag upon my return to be way worse than on my going to the UK because it always is. I do not know why.

I was prepared to feel worse because the return journey was way longer than my journey out - it included a 12 hour wait in Hong Kong.

But.

OH

DEAR

GOD

I just hurt all over today. Mainly on the left side of my neck. I must have sat weird in the aeroplane seat or something but my neck isn't just stiff. It feels like I have a HEADACHE.

IN MY NECK. 

Owwwch.

And THEN.

AND THEN...

BUMWEES.

Yes. I don't know if it was triggered by the migraine which was triggered by my neck but my bum decided to wee. 

So I called in sick for work today. I stayed awake until lunchtime and then went to bed having taken several paracetamol, several immodium and put a cold compress on my neck. 

I woke up about 6pm - I could have slept more but forced myself awake. I felt a lot better but my neck is still seizing up. It's definitely better but eff me sideways I am NEVER travelling anywhere ever again. 

At least for a while.

Owwwwwww.

S.