The Singer of the Anthem

In a coup for the bird world, Elaine the egret was chosen to sing the national anthem at tonight's Super Bowl. She practiced and practiced, but her manager Eloise was still concerned. 

Eloise asked..."Will you please use a cheat sheet, just to make me feel better?"

Elaine replied..."I don't need it. I'm ready."

You'll have to see my extras to see what happened, but I can't wait for you to look. SHE FORGOT THE WORDS! SHE FORGOT THE WORDS! WHY DIDN'T SHE USE THE CUE CARDS?

So sad to see, especially on a national stage.

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