My Stomach's Churning !

Touch me stroke me my stomach's churning like a wagon wheel well it was a little but self inflicted I guess I headed to Newcastle Metro Centre today for a spot of retail therapy and as I had a thirst I stopped at Ed's Diner where I ordered a cool diet coke and the guy asked if I wanted anything off the menu I wasn't particularly hungry and I asked him what he would recommend he said I should try a bowl of Wet Fries I told him I don't want soggy chips thanks knowing fine well it would be chips and gravy but thought I would play daft so he told me what they were I just gave him that famous vacant Youngie stare and said Ohh that's what they are so as I was about to finish my chips and diet coke one of the girls walked up to my table with a chocolate kitkat ice cream Sundae she said they were practising new ideas and I was to be a guinea pig well after eating that I just felt like a pig bloargghhh so yes my stomach was rather full to say the least but I was happy to try it out so I managed to get a few items for myself and was quite chuffed so this was my alternate day as I should have been with my best mate Stevie for our regular trip to either the High or Sherriff court for a juicy case and sit in the public gallery and wishing I could shout out loud Guilty ma Lord but we are always on our best behaviour and at lunch we pop out to the Greyfriars Bobby's Pub for a beer or two and some food and then go back in but if it's not exciting we just go round a couple of the bars on The Royal Mile enjoying the atmosphere and catch up with some railway gossip at our respective company's and we rearranged it for Friday instead so this was my day today and thankfully I survived the ice cream sundae now I feel like a lie down but will just chill out this evening with a beer or a glass of wine mmm decisions decisions movie for the day is "Wagon Wheels 1934" See Ya.