Tonight Matthew I'm going to be...

An alcoholic, like most nights! Just a subtle drink, of Crabbies alcoholic ginger (spiffing). I have also had another one of these tonight, but orange flavoured. Which literally burnt as it went down my throat. I can only imagine it would be like one of those goldschlager shots. And if you don't know what one of those is, it's a drink with bits of gold in it so when you drink it, your throat gets cut and makes you drunk quicker. Still confused? Google it!