Bargain... And there's a reason for that!

Today, on my lunch hour I had a wonder round town, and found myself in Home Bargains. Now, those who even know me a little bit, will know I'm a terrible snob. There's no point in even trying to deny it! Some of you even take great pleasure in reminding me of my ways! So as I entered the bargains of the home shop, I must say I was quite pleasantly surprised at the cheap goods. The pleasantries weren't to last though... As I proceeded through the shop it became clear the stock was a bit shit and nearing its sell by date! However, to lighten my lunch hour... I found this balloon. Again, if you know me well you'll know I quite like shiny things! I did contemplate making a purchase. But I didn't for two reasons which are as follows: I couldn't face the wrath from basically everyone around me once again, reminding me I'm a snob, and taunting me about my purchase from a bargain shop. Secondly, it would be a bugger to carry through town. The laws of physics simply defy it from going into a bag!