Anybody got the time?

It's time I admit it, I have an issue with watches! I have 8 now, 6 of them are toy watches and cost me a hefty amount! I always said I'd never collect watches because I only have two wrists so whats the point? Well, here I am... But I must add, I stick to my principles by the fact that I will not buy a chavy watch that is packed full with gold and silver and has a massive watch face... Yukk! I do not have a watch in my collection that has a metal link strap, and I never will! This here is my favourite and most expensive watch, I love it! I got thinking today what I would do with all the money if I hadn't spent it on watches (that's over 600 quid). I'd probably of spent it on some shit, so it's just as well I 'invested' it in watches, yes, we'll call it an investment! That makes me feel much better about the whole situation. Oh, it's 5:14 by the way!