Heading home soon

“How far is it to get home” sez I.
“Google maps says 4,419km”
“Crikey!” Sez I. “How long will that take?”
“We figure about a month”.

“Are we going across the top end?”
“across the bottom, too hot across the top in summer” said the Silverback.

“Anything to watch out for ” sez I.
“Three states with Omicron outbreaks, heatwaves across the Nullarbor, bushfires, mouse plague in the wheat belt, mosquitoes, snakes and spiders”
“Wot, no crocodiles?”
“They’re only across the top end” sez he.

“Just the usual then! “ sez I.
“Yep! you’ll be sitting in the pub chatting to the other dogs before you know it!”