Aunty Jo’s Birthday

“When are we heading back home?” Sez I.
“After Aunty Jo’s birthday” said the Silverback.
“When’s that?”
“Boxing Day”
“Really!” Sez I, “the day after Jesus’ birthday! That must make her an angel - at least!”

“I’m not sure that’s how it works” sez he.

“When’s your birthday Silverback?”
“30th June, why?”

I was just about to reply when I sensed a significant risk of missing out on dinner if I progressed my argument!