How Convenient

I hate to think I'm endorsing the movie (I hate to even admit that I watched it)...but there is a scene in one of the Jackass movies...where a guy walks into a big hardware store...walks up to the toilets...drops his pants...and takes a dump. Disgusting...revolting...sickening...but...mildly funny.

I thought of that scene when I visited the car show today, and saw this go kart. I had to go real bad. I asked myself..."Do you think you can make it back to your car, and then to the public beach?" I started doing that cross-legged walk, and decided I couldn't make it.

The keys were in the go kart...plus...as you can see...the vehicle had plenty of paper. I waited until the owner looked away. He was singing and dancing to a tune from Gary Puckett and the Union Gap...supplied by the car shows disc jockey.

I jumped on, and was 4 or 5 cars away before the owner caught on. "Hey...stop the guy on that yellow toilet!!" The DJ interrupted the song..."RUNAWAY TOILET! RUNAWAY TOILET!"

Lucky for me...the other car owners were sitting down, and that the little commode car had some pep. I swerved around a VW bus, and a green car called Mr. Toad, and was clear.

I drove around behind the closed fire hall...lifted the lid...did my bidness...peeked back around the building...and ran away. I was in such a rush...that I forgot to flush. I felt bad...but...I really had to go.

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I'm not really a "car guy", but I can appreciate those who are. The work, and the love that goes into having these classic autos is something to see.

I just hope they were able to clean the yellow turlet. I recommend Tidy Bowl.