What Is A Wife?

I'm still trying to work out the answer to this after 39 years!

Only joking :-)

We've got an Indian takeaway delivery booked for this evening (they are the only people who deliver to us here in the backwoods, good job we like curry) and we popped into the local takeaway this morning and picked up some nice scones for this afternoon. I realised I was overcharged when I got home so they are going to refund me for 2 sourdoughs which we didn't order, so that's OK.

The M&S roses I had ordered arrived on time this morning too. They are nice but not such a good quality as the ones I got back in January. Mass produced for Valentine's Day I suppose. You can never forget a wedding anniversary on the 13th February!