Bath time

If you want a perfect illustration of passive resistance, tell Norwestie it's bath time. Never do legs go limper, backbone soggier.

Life tip: don't wet the ears until you've washed everything else. She'll shake her head anyway but there'll be no soapy spray. Then make sure you gently grasp the schnozzle, as shown. Saves cleaning the windows right away.

Still, there's always the oinking treat ball to push up and down the corridor afterwards. Assuages a mountain of unpleasantness.