You got me...

...yes, this is the lift; yes, my office is only one floor above the ward. But it's been a really long day...

Actually,it's even worse than it sounds. I snuck into the lift, pressed the button for the first floor, and got my phone out to snap a (cool, even if I say so myself) snap of the ceiling. The doors opened, and I bumped into the sister on for the hospital...coming out of the ward I'd just left. I'd forgotten the ward is on the 1st floor and my office on the 2nd...

...so not only does she think I'm lazy, she also knows I'm a Muppet.

(In my defence, the ward is on the floor you come in on...and it has been a really long day...)