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My Dear Fellows and Dear Princess Normal,

I got home at the same time as Caro today. She had just come back from the stylist where she had her hair cut short like Michelle Williams. It's amazing. She looks so much younger. 

Caro, not Michelle Williams.

As we approached the house, Jasper recognised us and started shouting. Or maybe he didn't recognise us. It is possible that he yells at everyone who walks past our house. I wouldn't put it past him.

Today at work was a VERY dull day. Outside it pished with rain, in the office I stared at spreadsheets all day.

As usual I passed the time listening to podcasts. There were a mixture today. Feminist film theory, the bloody history of the Royal Mile, Celtic Christmas music, bizarre penis injuries.

I covered a lot of ground. 

The penis injury one was actually a film podcast, but the bloke presenters went off topic. They'd found a website listing injuries as recorded in American A&E departments. The cause of the injuries was as follows:

- Riding scooter naked; fell forward catching scrotum on scooter
- Playing tug of war with dog, tennis ball on rope hit right testicle. 
- Cut penis on can opener.
- Fell off toilet onto mousetrap.
- Smashed penis between two wheelbarrows.

Today was a VERY dull day. And, reading these, I'm rather grateful for it.

S.