A Boy in the Soy

"I am a male deer,
you see...I have horn,
and I'm out having breakfast...
on this Tuesday morn."

"I am a male deer,
my name is Elroy,
and I like to hang out...
in this field of soy."

"I am a male deer,
they call me a buck,
and I'm trying to see...
Who's the camera schmuck?"

"Just out of the picture,
is my sister Jean,
and she has joined me...
in this field of bean."

"Soon the soy farmer,
will come on the scene,
and after he harvests...
me and Jean...have to glean."