On the Tenth day of Christmas

With a missing apostropheeee

Ten Lords a leaping....

Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a milking
Seven swans a swimming (or swinging)
Six geese a-laying (but not in this blip)
Five gold rings (The Olympics rings of course)
Four calling birds (and a couple of blokes called round too.)
Three French hens ( this is one of 'em)
Two turtle doves (well penguins actually)

And a partridge in a bare tree...

Midsummer's dawn is the time to visit this secret location. For it is only then that the Lord's, en mass, descend to the Lords' Meadow and leap. Both hereditary and appointed Lords' arrive a's the sky lighten's and a's the first ray's of sunlight shine on thi's sign, so it i's that they begin to leap.
Initially little hop's and bunny jump's are executed, but a's the sun rise's so doe's the height of the leap's. By mid day, exhausted, the Lords' make their way across the common to the pleasure's of the King's Arm's

I'm an apostrophe'a'holic, so it took a lot of courage to post this photo.