The Fat Tail Gang

My Dear Fellows & Dear Princess Normal,

You cannot really tell from this picture but Punky's tail is a big BOOF. It went from his normal tail into a huge bushy brush as he stuffed his nose out of the window while making loud breathy-breathy "CHUFF CHUFF" noises.

As you know, he's not great at meowing. So instead he made a noise like this. "Muh-rooOOooooOOOOOoooo!!"

The reason for all this excitement is in the extras. 

I think they'd been attracted by our rubbish. We don't normally leave it sitting out overnight like this, but the rubbish collection has been disrupted by the festive holiday and Cazza was sick of it filling up the house. A pair of local pussycats seemed to find something they like in there.

Fortunately for Punky, Jasper is no slouch in the meowy department. "Meow meow meow MEOW MEOW MEOW meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW MEOW!" he said*.

All this at 5am, I should add.

So anyway, the interlopers took eff all notice of this, and so to try and calm the lads down I went out there in my bare feet to shoo the alleycats away. I did so very politely of course. I like pussycats and didn't want to scare them.

I think they knew. They were like a pair of scallywags from a 1970's sitcom, "Get lost mister! 'Ere I'll tell my mum on you!"

They didn't go very far. But they went far enough that I think Punky and Jasper felt they had achieved something. I told them both they were very brave boys and gave them treaty biscuits. Punky licked himself nonchalantly. "Yeah! We totally showed them, didn't we Jasper? I was all like 'OoooOOO' and you were all 'meow'!" And he put his big brush away.

Don't tell them it was me really. 

S.

* "EFF OFF!" in cat.