Stuff & Nonsense

My Dear Princess & Dear Fellows,

Look at it. Just look. I mean. For eff's sake. 

What I am trying to say is this: these stupid touchy-feely meetings have made it down here too.

Not that I was part of this meeting. Thank eff. Smock has no truck with this sort of bullsh*t w*nk malarkey.

How many of these meetings have we all sat through, I wonder? Where some happy-clappy n*b has stood in front of a white board and asked us for "key contributors to success"?

"Team work?" someone always says. To be fair to that person, unless you say something, you can sit there all afternoon.

"Team work! Good! Good!" Nob will say and write it on the white board. There might be some enforced high-fiving at this point.

(Princess, I am mentally picturing Martin as I write this).

Then there's inevitably an exercise where you get separated into groups and asked to discuss customer focus. 

I do like the fact that someone has randomly written "Chocolate!" in the middle of all this. Of course, if it had been Scotland, someone would have drawn a willy.

Don't worry, I will show my colleagues the way. 

S.