What on earth........

.......possessed me to agree to Fra to house sit this hell hole!!!
There’s no fish and chips , no barbecues ,no beer tents ,no ice cream sellers and worst of all no mobile phones !!
And as for karaoke nights ....just forget it!!
And the local shop (open from 10 amtill 1pm) when asked if they had any pizzas replied “Sorry ,no: but if you go and see Kenny he could give you a lobster or two “!!
I ask you !!
And there’s hee haw but scenery!!
Think I’m cracking up and fully expect the men in white coats will be waiting for me when I get home!!

:-)))