All the love in the world

I am expecting grand things from this Little lady.

I was mouching round supermarkets tonight in an attempt to steer away from my England Anxiety attack.

I got a dress for £8 and 12 lobelia for £1.50.

The lady behind the counter said ‘take that one for free; it doesn’t deserve to be bought.’

‘These are my projects’ I said; ‘this is how sad I am; I hang about supermarkets late at night and buy marked down plants and then sing eighties classics to them to make them feel better’.

‘Have you got a big garden?’ She asked

No, but it’s full of clitoris and labia and they take a lot of work

And I skipped off with my bargains leaving the lady at the counter wide eyed and aghast.





this little lady is an osteoarthritis