David (Bellamy)

David came round today to turf the garden. The Curtai had promised an eccentric English hippy and David did not disappoint. With a great grey beard, little ponytail and much leftie ranting, it was love at first sight. We kept him topped up with tea and biscuits and he did a sterling job with the grass. I opted to work from home today so that I could spy let him in to use the electricity. So glad I did because random laughing and mumbling made the best background noise.

I think I've found my new BFF.