Nothing Ever Goes to Plan

So we put the new toilet in the bathroom and it doesn't fit. My fault for not realising that the tiles go round the toilet....and the new toilet is smaller.

Off to Lowes to get a new toilet. Long story short, and cutting a shop assistant dead when he started to talk to me like a 4 year old, and we have a new toilet that ONLY just fitted in the Smart. I had assumed it would be two small boxes, not one big one.

But the Smart coped perfectly, even if the upper hatch remained open on the way home. Nice new (bigger) toilet.