You're Barred!!

Ring! Ring!
Me: Hello
Caller : If you have been falsely sold PPI....
Me: (Bangs the phone down)

Ring! Ring!
Me: Hello
Caller: Hello Betty! I've been trying to get you for ages....
Me: Sorry, you still haven't got Betty. You've got the wrong number
Caller: Eh?
Me: YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER!
Caller: Oh. What's Betty's number then?
Me: (Puts phone down with a sigh)

Ring! Ring!
Me: Hello
Caller: How are you today? (False cheery voice)
Me: What do you want?
Caller: Errr... I'm ringing you about the accident you had 6 months ago. You still haven't ..
Me: (Bangs phone down)

Ring! Ring!
Me: Hello
Caller: Hello Betty! (Yes, it's the same woman)
Me: YOU'VE STILL GOT THE WRONG NUMBER! (Bangs phone down)

Ring! Ring!
Me: Hello
Caller: Your Sky equipment cover is about to expire...
Me: Rubbish! I'm covered by Sky Protect. Who the hell are you?
Caller: (Bangs phone down)

Ring! Ring!
Me: Hello
Caller: Is Roy there?
Me: Sorry no. You've got the wrong number.
Caller: Are you sure?
Me: Hang on while I check in case he's that man I locked in the cupboard under the stairs last week
Caller: (Muffled talking coming through. Line goes dead)

Ring! Ring!
Me: NO! I AM NOT BETTY!
Caller: (Bangs phone down)

Track? The Telephone Song - Stevie Ray Vaughan